"Once my friend told me that he had found Jesus. I thought to myself, "WooHoo, we're rich!" It turns out he meant something different." - Jack Handey

"Do I contradict myself?
very well, I contradict myself.
I am large. I contain multitudes."
--Walt Whitman

A Portrait of the Webmaster as a Young Man

The Simplicity of Me (and My Narcissism)

The Complexity of My Hair

The Ride